Ouch, Ouch .....what am I

As mentioned in my last post ...... I've signed up for a writing workshop.

As I always seem to have much to say and write about I thought it might be an idea to try and do it properly!

In lesson 4 we had to write about:

'the secret lives of everyday things as told by them'

Here's my effort:

Ouch, ouch, ouch here she goes again
Feels like she's taking it all out on me
I sit here silently for days.
Suddenly it's thump thump, prod prod.
I don't think I give the right answer,
although it's correct I don't think it's the one she wants!
I can only do my best .
Numbers are my game,
Calculator is my name